谈面试

Social Watch Subject--- 麦克：嘿，阿曼达！你今天怎么穿套装了？我从没见过你穿得这么正式。    阿曼达：因为今天下午我在百货公司有一个面试。我给一个报纸广告上的公司发了一份简历，要找一份暑期的的工作。因为暑期就要开始了，我需要在空闲时间做一点有用的事。    麦克：  阿曼达，你总是这么努力! 现在我正考虑，能获得工作经验，又能赚点外快，挺不错的。帮我个忙，你面试时能不能顺便问一下，他们有没有其他的职位空缺。      ...
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Father?!

笑林广记--- Elephant was bitten by Snake and Snake escape into the hole. Elephant became very upset. He thought: I will waite here until it is dark. I don't think you jerk won't come out.Later, an earthworm was crawing out from the hole. Elephant stepped on him immediately:"Boy, where is your father?"
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Washing dishes

笑林广记--- After supper, Mom and Daughter were washing dishes in the kitchen. At the same time, Father and Son were watching TV in the living room.Suddenly, noisies of breaking dishes issued from the kitchen and everything came into silence. Son said to Father: "It must be Mom.""How do you know that?""Cause she didn’t shout to others."
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Badboy

笑林广记--- Panda falled in deep love with Deer. But he was rejected when he confessed his love to her."Why? Why for all this?""My mom said, boys wearing dark glasses are always bad."
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Twojokes

笑林广记--- 1.   Professor :"Ten smart men can't answer  a  question that  one fool  raise"     college student  :"No wonder  I  fail  in the tests  all the time ."2.  The fruit farmer caught  a boy stealing his apples in the tree.     He cried  to him  :"Little naughty  ,I wii  tell  your  father  what  you have done !"     He   shouted  upside   :"Daddy ,someone  wants  to see you  downside!"
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it ' s cold

笑林广记--- The  army  stationed  in  the Arctic Circle .     "It  is   cold  enough."  an old soilder  said:"when  I was  in  Alaska ,that  is  really  cold .Even  the flame  in the fireplace  was  frozen and  we couldn't blow  it out. "     "That  is nothing ,"sai the other  old soilder:"when I  was in some place ,the words was frozen   immmediately  they  came  out of my mouth . I  had   to put the frozen ...
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修钟表

What's Humor--- 一天，哈维的祖父的钟表开始走的不准了。于是哈维把表放进篷车里，带到钟表修理店。      修理店里有一个小老头，他自称瑞士人，但他却操着浓重的德国腔。      他问哈维：“这钟哪里不好？”      哈维说：我也不确定，以前它是“滴--嗒滴--嗒”，现在它是“滴--滴--滴”      老头“嗯--”了一声，然后走到柜台后边翻寻了一下。他找到手电筒，走向哈维祖父的钟。      他打开手电直直地...
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演员选角色

What's Humor--- 一个导演正在为史泰龙和施瓦辛格试镜，影片是关于经典作曲家的。由于角色分配还没有定下来，导演问史泰龙想演什么角色。史泰龙说：我喜欢莫扎特，我就演莫扎特吧！      导演说：“很好，你可以演莫扎特。”然后他对施瓦辛格说：你想演什么角色？      施瓦辛格说：我演巴赫！
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飞翔的鸽子

What's Humor--- 小鸽子说：“我飞不到了，我太累了。”    鸽妈妈说：“不要紧，我用细绳拴住你一条腿，绳子另一端系在我腿上。”    小鸽子突然哭起来。    “你怎么了？”鸽妈妈问。   “我不想变成被人牵着玩的鸽子！”
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The pastembarrassing storyin class

笑林广记--- When   I   was  in  high  school  ,there  was  a  Politics   test.   The  problems  were choice questions.Only a few  people got high marks .It was amazing that  some one  got "O".The  teacher   asked   him curiously:"Do you know the  answer or something?  How  can you  avoid  all  the  right  answers  and  choose  the wrong ones?"In  junior high school  ，one  of  my classmates  was  very awesome....
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