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你不完美且永远不会完美:12大原因解密这可是件好事情

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On Simplicity--- 1. 没有人在你不可避免地搞砸某件事情时惊恐地倒抽一口气。相反,你可以哎呦一声,笑笑走开。 2. 当你顺利地完成了某事时,你可以去庆祝,并沉浸在喜悦中--而不是齐声说是的,是的--还有什么新鲜事? 3. 你应该尝试新事物,不要担心其会破坏你之前完美记录。
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I Do

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笑话幽默百分百--- The director:"Miss Wang, the next scene will be like this: a young man hastily rushes into your room and hugs you. And he will tie you tightly by ropes. Then he will desperately hug you and kiss you!" The heroine:"Is this man tall and handsome?" The director:"Sure! Why do you ask this?" The heroine:"Then, there is no need for him to tie me up."
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The Busiest Man

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笑话幽默百分百--- Jack:"In class, I am the busiest man in the world." Jenny:"Why?" Jack:"While I am busy with listening to the lessons, I am busy with browsing the little album of paintings. When teacher comes over to me, I am busy with hiding it."
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Boss and Secretary

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笑话幽默百分百--- "I learn that you has fired your secretary. What kind of mistake has she made?" "I said 'I love you' to her. Soon, she printed it out and asked me to sign it."
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The Reason for Studying Abroad

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笑话幽默百分百--- A school decided to appoint a student from Class 2 to study in America. So the head of teacher asked the whole class to consider who was the most suitable one to go. A student stood up happily and said, "Sir, I am the most suitableone. Every day in class, I just wanna sleep.But every night I can't fall asleep. That's because it's night in America while it's day in China."
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