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可怜的老人

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Joke of the Day--- 一个老人正坐在公园的长凳上哭。一年轻小伙走过来问老人为什么哭。老人回答说:“我退休了,有很多的钱,还有一座很大的豪华公寓。并且还有一位二十五岁的年轻漂亮的妻子,她每天和我做爱两次。”    年轻人问道:“那既然这样,你是因为什么苦处而哭呢?”    老人回答说:“我不记得我住在哪里了!”
Full article )     2008

惊奇的包装

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Joke of the Day--- 一男士正在酒吧里喝酒,这时他发现有个漂亮的年轻女士正坐在他旁边。    “你好,那边的那位”,男士问道,“你叫什么名字呢?”    “你好,”女士咯咯地笑着说“我叫史黛丝,你呢?”    “我叫吉姆。”    “吉姆,你今晚想来我家吗?我的意思是,现在??”    “当然!”吉姆答道,“那我们现在就走吧!”      于是史黛丝把吉姆带到了她家,并带到进了她的卧室。吉姆坐在了床上,他发现史黛丝的桌...
Full article )     2008

Black paper towel

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奇事 奇物 奇人 奇观--- Who said that paper towel must be white, whether those paper towels which have been bleached are certainly sanitary?This black paper towels produced by a Japanese company are also very popular .20 boxes of the black paper towels are selling for 149 US dollars.
Full article )     2008

Guess what they are?

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奇事 奇物 奇人 奇观--- The modelling looks like a vase with two flowers,whose colour is either red or purple.Is that a decoration?No,it isn't.That everybody guesses what their real fuction are?Ha-ha,this is the model answer: thigh massager.The two flowers in fact are two small truckles which can be rolled.Using the thigh massager to roll between calf every day can not only ease  thigh's fatigue,but also make your calfs ...
Full article )     2008

I Paid You Spring

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汤姆和黛丝BLOG--- Don't be so stupid as me to take a driving course in this season.Nearby the ears are coach's inexplicable abusivenesses,but what confronts my eyes is exuberant spring scenery. I must skip classes!I must walk for an outing in spring!
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