Sometimes you just don’t want to be productive. Thanks to all of these time wastin’ USB toys you no longer have to be. Guaranteed to tick off your boss and get you fired from that dead end job!

USB Lava Lamp

Relive your party days with this USB Lava Lamp. This item is great for anyone with an unused usb port and nothing better to do than watch a lava lamp. Quick and easy way to make all of your co-workers jealous, and bring the party to your cubicle.

Once the 6″ tall lamp heats up the glitter inside starts swirling around for a totally awesome effect dude. If you would like to purchase the usb lava lamp you can pick one up online at X-TremeGeek.com for $7.99.

USB Mini Desktop Aquarium

I think there is something fishy around here. It might be this USB fish tank. So they say that aquariums are calming, but I don’t know if this one would fall into that category.

The tank contains two life-like fish that swim around and is illuminated with ultra bright LED lighting, in case someone turns out the lights in your office. You can pick one up for $19.99 at ThinkGeek.com.

4 Port USB Hub with Self-Destruct Button

Do you ever have those days when you feel like you are self-destructing? Now you really can, no not really. So if you reach the point that you just can’t take any more activate the switches, turn the key, flip-up the safety lid and hit the button to end it all, or at least here some cool sound effects that will make you feel better.

Oh and by the way aside from blowing the walls off of your cubicle, you can also use this as a 4 port USB hub, just in case. You can pick one of these up at X-TremeGeek.com for around $60 dollars.

USB Christmas Tree

Bring in the holiday season on your desktop with this USB Christmas tree. The X-mas tree comes with bright glowing blue LED lights and stands 4.5 inches tall.

Who would have thought that it is still possible to have the Christmas spirit away from home, so if you want to bring some holiday cheer to the office, you can pick one of these festive little trees up online at ThinkGeek.com for a small $7.99.

USB Finger Dance Mat

Plug this baby in and let your fingers do the walking or dancing in this case. Follow the lights on the USB dance mat, but watch out the lights get faster as you go.

The finger dance mat works with Windows XP, Windows Vista and Mac computers. It also comes with cardboard character to make your friends question your intelligence. If your fingers are feeling the groove you can get one of these at DrinkStuff.com.

USB Missile Launcher

Are you operating a no-fly zone over your cubicle, or maybe Iraqi forces have infiltrated your office? Either way you can knock those paper airplanes out of the sky with this USB missile launcher.

I really can’t think of anything your boss would like less than foam missiles flying through the sky, but you never know. This toy comes with three foam missiles and has a range of 15 feet. You can buy one online at X-TremeGeek.com for $30 dollars.

USB Eye Warmer

I guess this is for those days when your eyes are really cold, I hate that don’t you? Simply connect this product to any USB port and you’re ready to defrost those eyeballs.

Product comes with built-in temperature control dial to easily adjust to a comfortable temperature range. You can find this item online at Thanko, Inc.

USB Warmer Slippers

Now that we got those eyeballs toasty with the eye warmer above its time to de-ice your foot-sicles with these USB Warmer Slippers.

Slippers require two available USB port, one for each slipper and they have an on/off switch in the cables.The carbon fiber and polyester heat inserts begin to warm your feet gradually, before reaching maximum temperature. If you have been born with excessively cold feet and would like to own a pair of these they will cost you around $33 dollars and you can get them online at Thanko, Inc.

Freshly Baked USB Pizza Drive

Food lovers rejoice, the freshly baked USB pizza drive is here. Actually there is a whole “Freshly Baked” series that includes the pizza, hot dog, hamburger, sandwich and french bread, so you should be able to find your favorite.

These come in 1 and 2gb models and really do nothing other than serve as a decorative USB drive. If you are felling hungry and unsure how you ever lived without one, you can get your own online at Vavolo.com for around $60 dollars.

USB Speed Typing Mouse

If you find yourself getting lonely and bored during the work day, you just might need one of these. Once plugged in to your USB drive the hairy-chested mouse starts pedaling, the faster you type, the faster he pedals. You can also keep track of the numbers on the built-in LCD screen, and test your typing speeds over and over again.

So if your looking for a friend you can get one of these online through DrinkStuff.com.

USB Piggy FM Radio

USB powered FM radio in a cute piggy shell. Who wouldn’t want one of these, besides me.

Also runs on 4 AAA batteries. Get one online at KlearGear.com.