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Laugh, Laugh and Laugh...A Ha!
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1: First we state that girls require money and timeGirls = Time x Money2: And we all know: time is moneyGirls = Money x Money = Money ^ 23: And because money is the root of all evilMoney = Evil ^ 0.5Therefore:Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 24: And we are forced to conclude that Girls = Evil See? I told you. :)
2008
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Jeremy0641
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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.' The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. 'Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager.' Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched br...
2008
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ljbaggio
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
2008
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ljbaggio
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A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looks around the shop and says, 'About two hours.' The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, 'How long before I get a haircut?' The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, 'About two hours.' The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy stick...
2008
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ljbaggio
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One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says 'Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn't it nice?' To which the other woman replies, 'Oh that's nice, that's real nice.' The first woman then says , 'And just last month he took me on one of them Caribb...
2008
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ljbaggio
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