Comedy Central's Jokes.com: Joke of the Day -- Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? 'Cause he was dead!     11-06
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Comedy Central's Jokes.com: Joke of the Day -- Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe."Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we ...     11-04
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