Birthday: 1971 Age: 36 or 37 (HA!) Birth Name: ? Original Date of HS of the Day: October 3, 2008 Claim to Fame: The first lady of Cameroon and known for her timeless beauty. According to Wiki, she kno...
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I used an older picture of Amy Wino because we already know what she looks like now. Her crack zombie image probably haunts your nightmares regularly. Tommy Girl and his alien army promise Wino that t...
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Brit Brit piled her possum's nest into a balaclava and helmet to go go-karting in Orange, CA yesterday. You know that when she got on the track, everyone jumped out of their go-karts and ran for their...
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Which boy-band member is going to shock his female fans when he comes out of the closet? (Page Six) The possibilities are endless! JC from N'Sync? Or Jonathan Knight from Old Kids?Which wife of a rock...
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My chihuahua is giving me the silent treatment this morning because I dissed his bitches by not going to see "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" this weekend. Actually, he would have given me the silent treatme...
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If you were Robert Downey Jr., you would probably be obsessed with touching your own peen too. So it's no surprise that RDJ used to be a chronic tube tugger, but he has sworn off glazing his knuckles ...
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Tommy Girl took his raggedy beard out for dinner last night in NYC when he came to the rescue of some fallen pap. You thought Angie Jo was the only saint currently in Manhattan? Wrong! Tommy cares abo...
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If you ever think you have it really fucking bad, just think of the Crackie of Camden's nose. That nose has been through some tough shit and it's about to call it a day! Fox News reports that Amy Wino...
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It's a dreary fucking day and about to rain, but I still have the sudden urge to brave the nasty weather and go motorboating! It has everything to do with Salma Hayek's magnificent chichis! Damn. I di...
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Ghet-tow - stuckatseven Runners-up: "...and by golly, first California sanctions same-sex marriages, and before ya know it, those gosh-darned liberals legalize retroactive abortion." - TheSeventhBrady...
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Mimi hosted a night at Bank at the Bellagio in Las Vegas last night and most likely spent the entire night standing and holding her breath for dear life. Don't worry. I'm sure her toy husband was wait...
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Suri Cruise is the hardest working celebrity trophy baby in the game. I realize that it's in her contract to be Tommy Girl's accessory and escort his midget ass wherever he goes, but damn. Homegirl lo...
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-->I think a lot of us are only watching "SNL" to see Tina Fey do Sarah Palin. Or is it Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin doing Tina Fey? Yeah, that's probably it. Well, Tina made her third appearance as Pal...
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At last night's NYC premiere of "Changeling," they probably had a few EMTs and a couple of priests standing by just in case the Brangaloonies started losing their shit. Speaking of, the Brangaloonie o...
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This award goes to the Photoshop artiste who worked on this cover and Nicole Kidman's in-house team of Botox engineers who work night and day to keep her forehead looking like it's made out of fucking...
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Our favorite fairy princess AC Slater turned another year older and another year closer to the grave as he celebrated his BARFDAY at the Bellagio in Las Vegas last night. What's the deal, he must have...
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Now that MiserAlba is a mom, did you see what her 98 pound ass bought? A 4 ton battle tank to tote her miserable culo and Baby Honor around. Oh don't you worry tree hugging hippies, it's a hybrid! Ins...
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Saint Angie Jo doesn't really need any bodyguards or anything, because she has Zahara. That girl will not let anybody mess with her or she'll cut you with a hot razor and give you a concrete smile. Ev...
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The sexy piece of Ukrainian beef known as Maksim Chmerkovskiy is out of "Dancing with the Has-Beens" thanks to his partner's busted her ankle! Clumsy bitch! Access Hollywood reports that Olympic gold ...
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