You'll get a real post later, but I just wanted to share that Jillian Michaels (my new favorite love/hate relationship) will be at the iVillage offices on Monday answering questions and making everyon...
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All it took was one little photo Krissa posted to her flickr with the caption that read, "Oh look, I survived again!" And a week later and I'm drinking the same Kool Aid. The same aching shoulder, can...
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On Monday morning, the stress hit me like The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down*. Money stress. A great deal of money stress. And after all my careful planning (and only buying ONE of the twenty-dollar, rid...
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I am a full day behind in everything. Like, today is my little sister's birthday. I thought it was tomorrow. YESTERDAY was a freelance deadline. I thought it was today. You can see how that might make...
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"What's your favorite word for [the male genitalia]?"Obviously he didn't phrase it so politely. Let's fill in the brackets, shall we? In our very first conversation, Tanner, a sports announcer and a m...
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Yesterday I spent my lunch break e-chatting with Glamour's Girls in the Beauty Department blogger Beth Shapouri about my beauty routine. This makes me giggle. For one, I'm not exactly what you'd call ...
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Even with the rattling winds and persistent rain, Saturday's storm was much less of a to-do than the weather people had prepared us for. Still, the startling beauty of yesterday morning seemed so out ...
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I almost cried when my alarm went off this morning. The bed was a nest of twisted sheets and crumpled duvet, and all but one pillow was flung to the floor - evidence not of some wild and crazy nocturn...
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Sometimes, I think the Universe gets a little lackadaisical when it comes to distributing bad luck. Remember our Bible story friend Job? That guy could not catch a break. Meanwhile, there were tons of...
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Lately, I've been feeling like the human equivalent of mom jeans. The three or four people I've shared this with have laughed. But I am telling you right now that there is nothing (nothing!) funny abo...
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My friend Sarah Brown has a book out. Sarah is about cake and red shoes and old movies like, Meet Me in St. Louis and A Philadelphia Story. Her book is about teen angst. I feel like this should be eno...
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Last week at my yearly physical, after the doctor finished (very kindly) harassing me about my cholesterol, I attempted to explain why the end of summer is probably not the best time for us to be asse...
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Overheard:"My boss is seven months pregnant. A new guy just asked if she might be pregnant.""Might be?""Yeah, dude, the alternative is she swallowed a globe. My god, is there nothing too obvious for a...
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"It's raining in my bathroom."The man on the other end of the line chuckled. "That's not good, is it? Let me send someone over to take care of that."I put down the phone and picked up a mop. It was 9:...
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Like the technologically savvy communicator that I am, I use my Facebook status updates to announce very important details about my personal life. Behold, updates from the last week:Heather is... cele...
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Confession: I'm reading the skankiest book right now, and I LOVE it. Actually, I have three books in rotation right now, but the other two have been pushed aside because it turned out that their inces...
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I don't know how we got on the subject. Actually, I'm not sure how we get on most topics that we do, but Friday afternoon in the office, when the work is slow and we're itching for freedom, my coworke...
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"Have I ever told you my son is an absolute angel?""Are you just saying that because you're his mother?""He's my reason for living.""Mine's melted cheese.""What?""My reason for living - it's melted ch...
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Today is my knocked up sister's birthday. I wonder if it says something not good about my personality that I vastly prefer calling her knocked up (or up the stick, or with fetus) to pregnant. Pregnant...
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Last night, with Laura's Tivo acting as a safety net, I took a break from my Olympic binge and actually spent an evening outside of my apartment. When I say I took a break, I mean, when we arrived at ...
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