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Amy Winehouse Wants Underweight Crack Babies Of Her Own

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Oh Lord. This could be heartwarming, if it weren't so damn sad. Amy Winehouse ran into a horde of young fans when she showed up at the Celebrity Soccer Six tournament to support her crack buddy Pete Doherty.

I really hope these fresh-faced kids take one look at Amy and treat her like a carnival mirror of what their futures could be like if they don't stay in school and keep their noses clean.

Meanwhile, on her anniversary, Amy reveled in the flower delivery (presumably from her husband, but more likely from some opportunistic paps) telling the photographers outside her home, "Me and Blake, we just want to buy a house and have some kids." And speaking of horrible parents, where the hell are the people in charge of these kids? They need to know that their children could get high, breathing in whatever Amy's breathing out.

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