After the American people's successfully landing on the moon, Leonid Brezhnev made a phone call to the his astronauts: In light of the American people's successfully landing on the moon, we decided to send you to land on the sun. The astronaut scared a lot and said: You know that we will be burned dead. Brezhnev angrily said: we political bureau have thought about and we decided to send you to the sun at night.