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Ministry Is Now Writing NHL Fan Songs [What Happened, Ministry?]

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ministry.jpgAnyone who had that collegiate/postcollegiate fervor of metal-sledged revolution will remember the anarchic thrust of the band Ministry. Every time we listened to that band, we were convinced the world was collapsing all around us and only our youthful vigor could save it. Then the song would end and we'd go back to playing Sega.

Anyway, what's Ministry doing now? Writing songs about the Chicago Blackhawks.

Sample lyrics:
When you're a Blackhawk, you skate with pride
So many legends have played for our side
Mikita, Hull, Esposito, Savard
To name a few, that's why we play so hard

You can hear the song right here. And then you can cry.

Getting Old Sucks [Melt Your Face Off]
Chicago Blackhawks Song [MySpace]








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