By now, the
nude photos of
Kristin Davis, best known as
Sex and the City's most prudish character
Charlotte York, have likely made their way across your virtual desktop. The questions of "Is it her or ain't it?" are fairly moot at this point, as the face is an exact match. At first, rumors that the photos were stills taken from a far more salacious sex tape began popping up, but as details are emerging, it appears that these early 90s photos are all that exist. And while on the one hand, it's probably the biggest gossip story Kirstin Davis has ever been a part of ("No such thing as vag pubicity!"), on the other hand, IT'S HER VAGINA ON THE INTERNET, which has gotta hurt. But one thing no one really seems to be talking about it is the man behind the photo leakage. You've probably seen him... or his penis, at the very least. You know the one... that ungroomed, engorged penis 2 inches from Kirsten Davis' mouth? Anyway, no one really seemed to be bringing this anonymous be-penised naked photo selling guy up. Until this morning, when
Page Six bold faced him as
Eric Stapleman, Executive Chef and owner of a Santa Fe restaurant Trattoria Nostrani. So, for those of you wondering what the face looks like behind that anony-peen... here you go:
Sure, he "claims" he gave the photos to a friend, whom they were then stolen from... but what kind of an a**hole even does
that? We'll tell you what kind. The kind of a**hole who also owns a "no scent" restaurant... and then throws patrons out for being too "scenty." One poor diner at Stapleman's Sante Fe restaurant was vigorously sniffed by a restaurant owner -- presumably Stapleman -- and were promptly thrown out, following a big screaming match.
The story of said encounter after the cut... pun intended? No Scent Restaurant A nice couple made a reservation at Trattoria Nostrani in Santa Fe NM. They were advised that it is a no scent restaurant. My parents were their guests. Upon arrival, one lady in the party was deemed "too scenty." She politely agreed to do what she could in the ladies room to remove the scent. A worker from the restaurant joined her. When she returned to the reception area, she was sniffed by the restaurant owner and deemed still too scented. At this point, she encouraged the other three to stay for dinner. Two of the three, my parents, said in so many words amongst themselves, no f**king way. And they all decided to leave. My dad remarked to the owner, the sniffer in charge, that they would never return. That's when the owner started yelling at my dad that the restaurant employs a sensitively nosed person and yadda yadda yadda. The group leaves. The owner follows my dad (my soon to be 75 year old dad) into the parking lot and continues the yelling. So. Questions and comments to follow of course. One question that comes to my mind, is how does a sensitively nosed person work at all in a restaurant. One comment: in this era of internets and such, a restaurant owner needs to be careful who he/she yells at. Cause this stuff can spread around fast. --Liza (via The Mouthfuls Food Forum)
Sounds to me like the behavior of a guy who gives away nude pictures of his famous ex-girlfriend.