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【Commodity name】Wife

【General term】My woman

【Chemical name】Married lady

【Composition】Water, protein, fat, ribonucleic acid, carbohydrate and a little mineral substance, fragrant odor.

【Physicochemical property】Acidity; divided into first money (marriage), second money (marriage), third money (marriage) …. and n money (marriage); freely soluble in sweet words and talk; lower melting point in case of diamond, famous car and luxurious residence, but hardly soluble in commoner.

【Characteristics】This article is coke-shape-like concavo convex isomerism, with smooth surface and strong appetency to diamond and platinum gold, coated with kinds of cosmetics. Red on shyness, while green on sulkines, and with time lapse, its surface generates macula lutea and wrinkle without influence on application.

【Function】It has marked effect in treating fear of bachelordom, cross in love, and lovesickness, and also can be applied in cooking, washing, buying, and baby care.

【Side effect】 Tracheitis (referring to henpecked), suggestible, asthenopia, and suffocated behavior, etc. The man with severe adverse reaction may suffer from flesh wound.

【Suggested dosage】One piece all your life.

【Contraindication】Take two pieces or more in public.

【Precautions】Those with renal failure should use cautiously.

【Specification】From scores of kilograms to hundreds of kilograms, while hypergravitation without influence on application.

【Storage】Stored in normal temperature. Avoided to get along with groups of females and single male.  Strictly prohibited to sleep outside.

【Package】Various fashionable dresses, shoes, caps, jewelry, hand bags, which shall be changed with seasonal variation.

【Effective period】Effective for a lifetime.

【License number】Refer to invoice number of purchasing diamond ring.

【Production date】The same date as that of ID card.

【Producing enterprise】Parent-in-law.