I found out only a few weeks ago that my friend Jason Zumwalt (of Post Show fame) was actually cast to do the voice work for one of the main characters in Grand Theft Auto IV. He'd apparently been keeping this a secret from me for years, because he's a d*ck, but like all d*cks he's now suffering at the cruel hand of karma, because he wasn't wise enough to ask for any of the sweet resid's one would expect from performing in project that will roll in profits somewhere in the eleventy-bajillions. And since he's gotta pay for his drug habit somehow, he's whoring himself to the highest bitter, meaning that you can actually pay him to come over, drink beer, and sit next to you doing the "Roman" voice while you waste your life playing video games. Throw the kid a bone, why don't you? His desperate plea, after the jump!