(FranchisePick.Com) I served for a time running covert ops for an elite anti-scam team known as the ScamBaiters. I served under ShiverMeTimbers in with the 419eaters Division, the finest anti-scam force ever to take the Lads from Lagos.
Next time you’ve got an hour of your employer’s time to waste, cruise through the The Brad Christensen Exhibit at anti-scam site Quatloos, or the letters and trophy gallery at 419Eater.com. (Be advised, the 419eaters get pretty crude, but they’re effective).
I got nostalgic for my scambaiting days when I got this unsolicited email from a Robert Horton today. I’m trusting you to keep this secret, because if Moscow ever got wind of this, there could be some political ramifications.
I am Mr. Robert Horton, I represent a top company executive in Russia. I have a very sensitive and private brief from this top executive to ask for your partnership to re-profile funds over twelve million .
I will give the details subsequently, but in summary, the fund is from a holding bank in Russia where we have a considerable stake. We need to present You/your Company as a management consultant to undertake and complete this re-profiling job. This will be done legitimately. Details of your remuneration for your role will be discussed in subsequent correspondence if I am able to reach terms with you. If you wish to be recontacted email me at robert_inc3@yahoo.pl . Please keep this close to your chest as much as possible; we cannot afford any political problems with Moscow. Whatever your decision, I look forward to it.
Regards,
Robert Horton
The combination of a Scammin’ Spammer and Dr. Seuss reminded me of one of my favorite business quotes… from the good Dr. Himself:
I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me! Dr. Seuss
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