Filed under: Chicago, White Sox, AL Central
The White Sox, and
Nick Swisher in particular, are doing their absolute best to foster the sort of idiot culture the Red Sox used to their apparent advantage in 2004. In a clubhouse
commanded by Ozzie Guillen and
populated by a crude-but-still-kind-of-funny sex doll, they're doing a pretty decent job. Now all they need to do is win. Gulp.
Oh, and facial hair! Yeah, facial hair is totally key, which is why Swisher and Co. have been rocking that hot mess of blond stubble throughout the season. If you want to be a "Grinder", and play "Ozzieball"/"Smallball"/"Smartball", you have to have silly facial hair. Fortunately, Swisher,
John Danks and
Toby Hall are going to put all that looking stupid to a cause other than looking stupid by
dyeing their hair pink in honor of breast cancer research (and Mother's Day). They'll also be making a donation to Bear Necessities Pediatric Cancer Foundation on behalf of the White Sox.
This is excellent news. Excellent news for cancer research, excellent news for Moms everywhere, and excellent news for those of us who just couldn't get enough of Scott Spezio's
fuscia style. Whatever
happened to Scott Spiezio, anyway?
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