There are no pictures in this post, because I suck today.

Did anyone watch the season finale of Rock of Love 2 last night?

I watched most of it, but had to flip back and forth between that and the Dirt season finale, so forgive me for the last 30 minutes, which probably sucked anyways.

It all came down to Jes and Heather Ambre & ditsy Daisy.

He took both of the girls to Cancun to make his final decision.

He took Ambre out first to see if he could establish some kind of intimate/sexual relationship with her. She advised him at the end of their date that she wasn’t wearing any underwear. Badabing, that was enough for Bret. He shagged her….but not before he gave her a necklace.

Next morning, Ambre goes back to the hotel and has some words with the ultra-trash bucket Daisy. She was obviously jealous, but you couldn’t tell because her plastic face never hardly moved.

Daisy then went on her date with Bret and barfed on the boat. He took her back so (I hope) she could brush her teeth, cuz he kissed her later. She is a total flake. He shagged her too, cuz that’s what guys do. But not before he gave her the same cheesy necklace that he gave Ambre.

He sent her happy butt back to the hotel room. Ambre and her proceeded to argue some more because they had to figure out how to make the show last that other 30 minutes.

Then **Channel flip here** it’s a little fuzzy because the show got stupid and I didn’t want to wait for whatever happened between him banging the plastic barbie doll and the elimination.

Fast forward to two minutes before the show ends. He picked Ambre. Hallelujah and praise Jesus. He probably knows that there isn’t going to be a Rock Of Love 3.

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