Once I start kicking
asshats from The Hills in the proverbial nuts, I just can't stop. Which brings us to Heidi Montag who managed to get herself trapped in an ATM vestibule last night. And, surprisingly, it wasn't staged. Heidi acts as if she could've got out without coaching from the paps, but let's be real: She'd still be in there as we speak. Just like the time she got stuck in that mask with the giant chin and retarded smile.