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Were you as excited for Dolly Parton week as I was? And then, as you watched everyone warble their way through her classic songs, did you think "Why do I do this to myself every week?" Jason Castro sounded nice with his little guitar and perfect, pearly white teeth... Carly sounded pleasant but boring as ever. David Cook continued to rankle and is apparently a GIANT. At least compared to Ryan Seacrest. That dude must be tiny. Who's going home? Will it be the forever-struggling for votes because she's obviously a complete monster Syesha? Or perhaps the continually sinking Ramiele? Nah. My vote's on Carly. She's very talented, yes, but too unexciting, old, and Irish for this debacle. If she can act at all, she should get her arse over to the West End posthaste. After the jump, watch ol' Carly's performance.