Here is some video evidence of some of our fave toasts from the Time 100, not including Mariah Carey because her performance was inexplicably not broadcast on the screen outside the theater (best footage was from the atrium outside where all the cool kids were, yo. You can really own the room when it's emptied of all the important people!) So alas, we could only hear after about the shortness and tightness of Carey's dress, whereby if she moved or breathed the wrong way something may just have popped out. Or ridden up. Or something. But! That didn't happen, because if anyone is an expert at wearing clothes that are extremely short and tight but somehow never losing control over errant heaving body parts, it's Carey. Her mastery takes many forms. In any case, here are some highlights (which didn't include John "I'm Going To Read Every Speech I Ever Give, Dammit" McCain): Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler (Part I):
Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler (Part II):
Robert Downey Jr.'s Emotional (and funny, and profane) Toast To His Dad: