Elanso

You have to laugh with the news today that Ford would delay introducing its new pickup, a vehicle critical to its plan to become profitable, and that it would probably lose money for a fourth consecutive year in 2009 because of a precipitous drop in demand for large vehicles. Yet just last night, I saw yet another fucking TV spot from JWT banging the drum about the "Mr. Macho" F150 series trucks, which do about five miles to the gallon and are driven by douchenozzles who would never dream of actually putting a pile of dirt in the back of their "Monster Truck!" in case it spoiled the paintwork before they went down to the Rhinestone Cowboy bar and hit on the CowChicks, while swilling "Silver Bullets." As it says in today's New York Times... Ford said it would begin selling the highly anticipated 2009 version of the F-150 pickup in late fall, two months later than intended, because dealers needed more time to clear out the current model, which had been deeply discounted. So, here's my dumb arsed question of the day... If the new version of the Titanic of trucks is so highly anticipated, why do they need an extra couple of months to get rid of the current inventory of shit?

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My goodness, what a little douchenozzle!