In an effort to overcome the genuine gloom of our obit overview for last year, StarkedSF offers a quick look at careers that perished last year.
A separate piece on Jerry Fallwell is in the works.
Karl Rove: Sure, the Pirates of the Queeribean star wanted to spend more time with his family. Who took the photos, and what farm animals were involved?
Barry Bonds: Strike Three.
Anna Nicole Smith. Smith herself was preceded in death by her career. See the StarkedSF take here.
Former S.F. supervisor Ed Jew: See StarkedSF’s tips on how to avoid involvement with the FBI.
Britney Spears: You can put away the gas mask–that’s just the local landfill. Photos of underwear-free Spears are in demand only to scare away flies.
Michael Vick: See our HWJE How Would Jesus Euthanize? commentary.
Next year! George W. Bush, Dick Cheney.
Gravestone image from here.
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