 - PROFESSIONAL HELP: Amy Winehouse has officially entered rehab. I just... can't... think of a joke for this. Anyone? Maybe something from one of her songs? Looks like she's back to black...rehab?? Man, this is tough. (Us Magazine)
- PROFESSIONAL HELP PART 2: Professional therapists are urging the media to stop diagnosing Britney. They're probably just lashing out because they were all molested as children and also bipolar. (CNN)
- ENSEMBLE CAST: Sam Mendes directing a movie written by Dave Eggers, starring John Krasinski? Why not just throw in Will Arnett and Zach Galifianakis while we're at it and just call the film "Generally Well-Liked Dudes"? (Entertainment Weekly)
- BIZARRO CELEBS: If Victoria Beckham and Dita Von Teese walked into one another, would they just cancel each other out? Or would it be a Key Master / Gate Keeper situation? (Sun UK)
- GOOD IDEA: A Dutch politician is planning on airing a film he produced which equates the Koran to Mein Kampf, adding "I believe that our culture is far better than the retarded Islamic culture." If history is any indication, this'll all be forgotten about in a couple days, possibly minutes. (Fox News)
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