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The beauty of a celebritized situation as attractive to the general masses of society, like the
Alex Rodriguez -
Madonna ongoing business, is that everyone gets to weigh in. Drive a cab in NYC? Sure thing. Random person on the street? Why not.
Stripper by occupation who has allegedly had sex with A-Rod twice already? Well, we definitely want
to hear from you. We think.
"If it's true Madonna has sampled Alex's charms, then she'll know what I mean when I say she's a lucky lady," Candice Houlihan told the [News of the World in London].
"And if not, then I can tell her he is the most amazing lover she'll ever have and she should give it a whirl."
"I truly believe there is rarely no smoke without fire," she told the paper. "If anyone can lure a woman away from her husband, it's Alex."
It just kills me the way Ms. Houlihan drops the smoke/fire line like it's some theologically mind-blowing revolution that Alex Rodriguez, owner of more than $125 million, can get women if he wants to.
I can't say I blame her; even if A-Rod could easily refute this rumor, the public probably won't care to hear any of it as long C-Rod is revving up the divorce proceedings with allegations of extramarital affairs, so it makes for pretty good publicity. For any gentlemen that may be interested in visiting the same stripper as A-Rod allegedly did.
Also: For future reference, Ms. Houlihan, the phrase "amazing lover" dropped in a public setting is kind of gross. Unless you're Will Ferrell in a hot tub.
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