Felony charges against a man who had sex with a - we are not making this up- picnic table have been dropped.
According to police from Bellevue, Ohio, a neighbor taped Art Price having intercourse with a table on his deck ( I said deck you perverts) on four separate occasions. Because hey, we’ve all had sex with lawn furniture once. Four times is indicative of a serious problem.
Price stood at attention - I mean stood charged with four counts of public indecency. The Toledo Blade reports that Huron County Prosecutor Russell Leffler said the evidence didn’t support felony charges but the office might file other charges.
The most disturbing part of the ordeal is the cheapskate didn’t even buy the table a can of furniture polish first.
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