1. Mom calls Pipi to get up:" Quickly get up, cock has cried several times."

Pipi says: " What connection are bettween cock crying and me? I'm not the hen."

2. Dad tells story to daughter about hunger affairs often when he was young. After hearing this, with tears in two eyes, the daughter asks pitifully:" Oh, daddy, you came to our home because that you had no rice to eat?"

3. Tongtong asks mom:" Why call Mr Jiang as 'forefathers'?

Mom says:" Because 'forefathers" is call of the dead."

Tongtong says:" So do we call dead grandma as 'fresh milk'?

4. Mom always warns Xiaomei:" You can't play on the swirls when wearing skirts, otherwise little boys will see your small underpants."

One day, Xiaomei happily said to mom:" Mom, today I competed with Xiaoming to play on the swirls and I win."

Mom said angrily:" Didn't I tell you? Don't play on swirls when wearing skirts."

Xiaomei said pridely:" But I'm so clever. I took off my small underpants, thus they didn't see my underpants."

5. Daughter is curious about bellybutton, and asks Dad. Dad talks briefly about the truth of umbilical cord connecting embryo and matrix. He says: After baby is away from matrix, doctor cuts the umbilical cord and ties a knot, then bellybutton shapes.

Daughter asks: Why didn't the doctor tie a bowknot?

6. One day, Xiao went out to play with father. When it comes to have dinner, father led him to the doorway of small restaurant. Xiaoming didn't come in anyway. Father asks him why. Xiaoming pointed the tag before restaurant and said:" I don't want to eat Xiaobing Chaofan----"

Formerly, it reads on the tag:

Xiao  Bian

Chao  Fan

7. Father: Pear, you don't need to go to school. Yesterday your mother give birth to two younger brother for you. You only need to say this to your teacher.

Pear: Dad, I will say mom only give birth to one, as for another one, I want to keep it until next week when I don't want to go to school.

8. Old Bark father sits on a davenport of park to have a rest. One child stands beside him and still don't leave. Bark feel very odd, and asks him:" Little angel, why are you standing here for long?"

The child says:" This davenport has just been brushed paint. I want to see how you looks after you stand up."

9. There is a boy, one day after school, he asked his mother:" Mom, Where am I come from to the death?"

Mother felt that this question is not easy to answer, but she felt she should educate the boy taking the avdantage of this chance. She humorlessly took cats and dogs for example, prevaricately talked about their procreating processes.

After hearing this, son was so dazzled:" How is so? My classmate says he is from Shangxi."

10. One schoolfellow always uses others' bumphs, and never buy it himself. Once, he was seen when taking bumphs, they said indignantly:" Why do you always take others' bumph, you can't buy yourself?"

He said:" Why are you so petty? Is it just a few bumphs? I will give back to you after finishing it."

11. Mother: "Pear, do you want to eat a piece of sweet cake?"

Pear has no reponse, mother asks again:" Pear, do you want to eat a piece of sweet cake?"

Pear says:" want to eat it, mom." Why you make me ask you twice?"

Pear:" Because I want to eat two pieces."

12. The year when graduated, getting out to play, before reaching the destination, I have the local classmate help to order a hotel. After reaching, We called him to ask which hotel, he said: Bai Xia Hotel.

We asked again: Which BAI?

He said: it's just Bai of Chi Cheng Huang Lv Qing Lan Zi

13. Xiaomao goes to kindergarten. One day, teacher asked:" Who know how many countries there are in the world?"

Xiaomao said:" I know."

Teacher said:" Please say which countries."

Xiaomao said:" China and fremdness."

14. Xiaotong had meals at aunt's, aunts cooked fish for him.

While eating, Xiaotong said: How delicious is this fish,it's better if it doesn't put stab in."

15. Xiaoming attended birthday dinner. When eating birthday steamed bun. Xiaoming asked:" Why should we eat this ass-like birthday steamed bun?"

Everybody turned look after hearing it.

Then Xiaoming broke it off, and saw sweetened bean paste inside, said:" grandma, watch! There is stool in it."

Everybody dimed and spited.