‘The Decider’ has had a fun filled week prancing around Israel, Palestine, Kuwait, the UAE and Saudi Arabia as he continues to preach peace through nightmarish terror.
To his credit, he has put a peace agreement on the table for Israel and Palestine. In fact, it’s so visionary and unique that it happens to be the same one Israel has offered the Palestinians. The deal involves no return to pre-1967 borders, no return for Palestinian refugees and no return of all East Jerusalem. Awesome! Palestinians were so against that deal before but they are sure to accept it now that Bush has repeated it.
Bush brokered a $20 billion arms deal with the Saudis and then asked them if they can kindly increase oil production to reduce gas prices in this country. The Saudi oil minister Ali al-Naimi responded by saying “We will raise production when the market justifies it.” Basically saying umm no, we’d like to continue getting insanely wealthier in our dictatorship thank you. But don’t worry, all your American oil buddies will still get ridiculously richer too. It’s all trickle down economics ya know.
What else has Bush done? Well, for security reasons he’s managed to close down a shit load of roads and subsequently given lots of people a day off work. An English friend who works in Dubai told my wife that she got a whole day off work. Pretty cool stuff, it’s like a holiday wherever he goes!
And if you’re thinking that it looks a little gay for our moralistic prez to be arm and arm with another man while having his sword exposed, don’t worry. In the Arab world, it’s a sign of friendship for two men to lock arms or hold hands. Aww, how cute!
‘The Decider’ and his new BFF Arab friend from Wonkette.
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