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Comedy Central's Indecision 2008 blog picked up on the irony of the Harris twins' tech savvy in this amusing blogpost below. The headline from the front page reads: "God Sends Twin Teens to Huckabee's Side:"

Science might be a malevolent, secularizing force when it's teaching people about... well, science -- you know, the way the universe works and shit -- but two creepily handsome twin teenagers are harnessing its evil powers to get their favorite science-fearing, science-not-believing-in, science-trying-to-get-rid-of candidate Mike Huckabee into the White House.

Alex and Brett Harris, homeschooled evangelical Christian twin teens from a Portland, Oregon suburb, built the Hucksarmy.com website with their God-given understanding of science and technology as a grassroots means of pooling the support of all the other good people around the country who similarly wish to do away with science and technology.

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While you're at the site, you should also check out a post on how Macworld 2008 can help the candidates.

Among the gems:

iMotion Rentals for Hillary Clinton
A new iTunes feature which would allow the junior senator from New York to immediately download the appropriate emotion best suited to drive up flagging poll numbers at any given time. Warning: Downloaded material will expire after 24 hours due to DRM restrictions.

OS X Time Machine back-up software for Rudy Giuliani
According to Apple's website, this elegantly simple little utility will allow the former mayor of New York City to "select a specific date" (say, September 11, 2001) and "[t]hen click Restore and Time Machine brings it back to the present." This will allow Giuliani to "easily go back in time to recover anything" including the voters' collective sense of fear, uncertainty and impending doom.

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The funniest new product rumor, however, was from a reader:

Apple also introduces the Me2: a device that allows yourself to superimpose yourself into any national television broadcast or nationally held debate while not being on stage. Best for those like Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul who just would love to be on stage despite the ever shrinking number of candidates.