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Britney Spears: The face of Bally Fitness? LFMAYO!

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Turns out those workout pics from this morning weren't a fluke. Britney Spears is reportedly in negotiations to become the new spokesperson for Bally Fitness. I don't think anything can captivate our nation more right now than seeing Britney Spears get her ass in shape. Hillary and Obama, step aside. TMZ reports:
t all happened because Larry Rudolph, who is coming back to manage the Britster, has a close friendship with John Wildman, the Chief Marketing Officer of Bally.
During the negotiations, Brit has been going to the club at least once a day and up to as many as three times a day. She's training with two of the company's top personal trainers -- we're guessing one for the front and one for the back. She's also working with the company's nutritionist, who has put Britney on five to six quality meals a day. No Taco Bell, no Fanta ... life can really suck.
I also included a video of Britney working out after the jump. I actually feel kind of bad for her. There's gotta be at least fifty paps pressed up against the window - along with Bam Bam from The Flintsones who, surprisingly, didn't use his oversized club to break the glass. I mean, that's what I would've done. Solved that glare problem real quick. Did I mention I wear a leopard onesie also... ladies?
Photo: Flynet

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