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Jose Canseco To Channel His Inner Philip K. Dick [Canseco DUAN]

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canseco.jpgEverybody's favorite last bastion of truth, Jose Canseco, granted an interview to LAist and gave a not-so surprisingly candid interview to the site. The usual batch of Canseconess is in there, including the unabashed self-promotion, but one of his most revealing answers was about what more we, his fawning public, can expect from him in the near future:

Last question, what's next for you? Next thing would be some more reality TV, a reality TV show involving martial arts. I am working with producers to get my movie made, the story of my life. And I am working on a third book which will be fiction.

Fiction, really?Yeah it's going to be about baseball and cloning. It's a very dark dark sci-fi story.

I'm a little surprised i09 didn't jump all over this.

LAist Interview: Jose Canseco [LAist]




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