More elevator pitches for reality television, a genre that needs revitalizing:
American Idolatry: Seemingly devout Christians will be “abandoned” on an isolated Island with several nubile supermodels and six cases of gin. The island will contain relics from a primitive culture. The show will depict contestants’ inevitable descent into savagery a la Lord of the Flies, but as adults they will display a much less excusable level of hypocrisy. Prizes in the form of raw meat and sexual favors will be awarded to the first group to enact human sacrifice. At that point, ratings will determine whether the show is continued or the island is leased to the Department of the Navy for nuclear weapons testing.
Milf-seekers: The degenerate search for nubile mothers (MILF stands for Moms I’d Like to Fuh-fuh-familiarize myself with) has spawned a host of uncouth x-rated websites, but despite its marketable vulgarity the concept has yet to make it big on the reality show circuit. Fox may sign the show if it can get Simon Cowell to host. Rumor has it, he can’t wait to say, “My grandmother could give a better French twist than that, and she’s dead!” A special booby prize goes to the seeker who seduces the saggiest wife.
The casting couch will be filmed on the sly for a completely separate show called “How Far Will You Go?”
More is yet to come . . . .
Joely Fischer image with permission of newscom.com.
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