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My 8kg poodle X used to love

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My 8kg poodle X used to love poo.

Once, we found a bag of kittens on the side of the road, and carted them home to get good homes for them. My dog, who had never had pups, went to town - cleaned them, carried them, guarded them...and ate their poo straight out of the kitty litter tray. Would come in the back door looking all innocent with kitty litter pebbles stuck all around her muzzle.

Another time she ate an entire pile of steaming horse shit from the mounted police horse at a particularly scenic park overlooking the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Truckloads of Japanese tourists screamed in horror. I screamed at her - "GEORGIE! GET HERE NOW!" and I could see the thought process - "Boss angry/but I like poo/boss angry/but I like poo" and eventually she worked out a solution. She picked up a huge chunk and ran with it half hanging out of her mouth towards me.

I pretended I didn't own her and walked on.



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