Meet
Brandy, The World's Smallest Dog.
At only six-inches high, this little Chihuahua has received the Guinness World Record for being "Just Too Precious." Brandy is so tiny, she can't even bark, as her lungs are too small to squeak. (Cutest. Lungs. Ever!) While
The Sun only gives us two photos to swoon over, it was enough fodder for us to create the following list: 7 Easy Ways to Make a 6-Inch Dog Feel Really Small.
Number 7. Put it in front of a prehistoric dinosaur bone.
Number 6. Set fire to a house full of children, and wait for the dog to bark. Oh wait, it can't,
its lungs are too small.
Number 5. See how he feels about starring in a doggy reenactment of
Juno.
Number 4. Call him into the break-room and berate him in front of his co-workers for not collating the copies correctly.
Number 3. Ask him to open a can of soda. Then giggle at each and every attempt, because, well... his paws are the size of TIC TACS.
Number 2. Ground him.
Number 1. Buy him a Hummer. Or, if you're
really rich, a Zeppelin. Or if you're really really rich, put him into a small capsule (say, a L'Eggs pantyhose egg) and shoot him into orbit.
After the jump, a bonus plea!
