I just cannot wait for the vice presidential debate tonight. I've stocked up with booze and a big basket of rotten tomatoes to throw at the screen every time that douchenozzle-esse, hockey-mum, my daughter has a bun in the oven, fucktard-esse, opens her pie-hole and talks shit. Sorry if I upset any Repubtards out there, but you deserve the avalanche of shit you will be buried in come November. Anyway, the point of this rant is that in my new book The Ubiquitous Persuaders - Due out in a couple of months... Don't worry, I'll be pumping the shit out of it very soon. I devote a whole chapter to political advertising, which as you all know, is 99% vomit. I honestly think that apart from all of them being greedy fuckers, most politicians are cretins and masochists and deserve everything that happens to them. Meaning they all get rich, and not enough go to jail. In the meantime, I hope, unlike the Governors daughter, you're all stocking up on "PalinCondoms." It's going to be a rough few years.
"I'll get back t'ya!!!"