This crowdsourcing thing’s really working out, ma! 
Imagine if frat boys were god. I mean, c’mon…
SOURCE: go to Spore’s Channel, then sort User Uploads by “Most Viewed”. Or go here and here for the videos in question. And here for moar hilarity. News can’t help but break and make!
It’s only a matter of time before fanart/slashfic comes pouring in.
What’s your theory, evolutionary defense mechanism? A means to attract mates? Or the roots of language?
Now let’s see some creative equivalents for the ladies! IT BEGINS.
