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Reports Indicate Strange, Contagious Disease Striking School Photocopy Machines, Causing Global Warming

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Copy%20Machine%20Photos%20002.jpg In a report just in from the Robert Moses Middle School in North Babylon NY, students and staff there have become concerned by the fact that the school photocopy machine is exhibiting signs of a strange illness. They're not yet quite certain what it is, but a key symptom they're reporting is a propensity to chew up trees at an amazing rate before spitting them out in shreds with some sort of toxic goo all over them. And all while consuming vast amounts of water, paper, and energy that's leading to global warming through the release of CO2. Now, they're working feverishly to find a way to keep this disease from spreading, but there's no way to know ...



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