Previously - It's the tenth cycle, which means hop a subway back to NYC! Hard-nosed crazy con Marvita is back. Someone's drinking breast milk. There's an annoying 80s queen. One chick is using her missing clitoris as an excuse to be a bitch. So, business as usual.
I like the new, sexy Dita Von Teese opening and Tyra working her old lady wig. I think that this cycle's going to come down to Breast Milk Claire, the Russian Katarzyania chick, and punk rock Lauren. Those are my initial thoughts. Each brings something. Drew Barrymore shot another Cover Girl ad in which her forehead is the star. Seriously, Drew, back the melon up. NYC! Marvita's slept at friend's houses, she tells us. I'd give her my bed, she scares me. Woosta Kim feels that people think she's another dumb blonde, but she's really "down to earth". Notice she didn't contest the "dumb" part. Woosta representin'! Fatima pulls her hair back and tells us her approach is to be strong. Marvita asks 80s queen Amy why she's now going by "Amis". "Cause it's in the Bible and sounds like Amy". Ok, Debbie Gibson by way of Gideon. "Why are you named Marvita?" Amis asks. Cause, that's my damn name and I will be tattooing a teardrop under my eye after I kill you, sucka! Tyra Mail comes by messenger. Along with directions to their new loft. It's hot. It's one bedroom with tons of bunkbeds, and then one gigantic bed for several girls to sleep with. Welcome to Top Model girls! Ugh, I'd quit. Unless the other guys were hot.
Marvita reminds us that she was homeless. Fatima reminds us that she's clitoris-less. Just wear nametags. Atalya misses home and she's 18. The other models are like "and?" She's so gone. The loft doors come equipped with a no smoking sign, so most of the models take this to mean - don't smoke. Kimberly, Amis, and Fatima go outside for a butt. The other models take offense. Kimberly does this thing which probably gets her a lot of free drinks in the Woosta bars where she plays with her hair and explains when i need to smoke, I just need one, cause I'm on edge. Tee hee. And Marvita looks at her like Kimberly's ridden along with Klaatu to make the Earth stand still.
More ANTM, after the jump!
