Warning: I received several unexpected responses to my post about the motivating qualities of verbal abuse and insults. So I elicited the help of an old friend from the Marine corps to expand upon the theme. It contains adult language and may result in a few hard feelings. Due to his obvious connections, he asked me not to identify him by name so we’ll just use his last initial.
So here is Sergent Major O ret. from Quantico, VA who has a few tender and heartfelt words he wanted to share…
Listen up maggots…
When Isaac contacted me, I couldn’t believe my blessed ears. This guy makes more money than god and you have the outright audacity to ignore what he has to say.
Let’s face it. You don’t have anything going on upstairs do you? Sounds to me like Mama must have dropped you on your head as a baby. That would at least explain the ugly…
Let me type it real slow for you so you can understand…
- You see how to take action - but you don’t
- You know how to make daily progress - but you don’t
- You have tools for thinking better - but you won’t
YOU thinking… Imagine that. Ha! That’s a laugh! I’ll have to tell my buddies that one. I can’t even believe I said the words YOU and thinking in the same sentence. It’s so close to a lie I am afraid I’ll get struck by lightning.
While we’re on the subject, I have some more tough news for you.
You’ll never amount to anything and here are 5 reasons why:
1. You talk too much - If you were assigned to my platoon, I could spot you from two clicks away. I hear you talking loud, but you don’t do shit. Folks like you get put on cleaning latrines because I can’t trust you to watch my back or anyone else’s. You’ll make a good shoe shine boy one day. But for now, scrubbing toilets is the best you can do. At least then, nobody has to get killed because of your dumb ass.
2. You waste everyone’s time - Look at this… a perfectly good B-log or whatever you call it. Enough good information to make you a millionaire 10 times over. Thousands of pages wasted on people like you who won’t get off your ass to save your own life. Wasted words on a wasted life…
You must really get your rocks off thinking about how fun it is to be dead weight. It burns me up to know I’ll be paying your bills when you start collecting Social Security as your only “paycheck” one day.
3. You are weak - You’re like the recruit always going to the infirmary - trying to ditch as much work as possible… a sick little baby who’s back hurts. Let me ask you, what’s so hard about your job? Are you building sand barricades? Are you crawling uphill with AK47 rounds whizzing over your head? Or does your little soft hand hurt from writing those reports? If you were in my platoon, I’d see to it that you’d be out digging ditches in the rain. And if it wasn’t raining, I’d stand over you with a water hose. Heck, that might be the only way to make brain dead people like you appreciate the “work” you do have so you’ll quit whining about it.
4. You are too stupid - Isaac is wasting his time. He writes about better thinking and idea generation. Here’s an idea for you - get used to losing at life. A million dollar idea in the hands of an idiot like you is like handing the crown jewels to a red-assed monkey. You’ll throw it around, jump up and down and scream until it’s no longer an idea but an excuse to go order a double whopper with cheese value meal. By the way, you’re fat as hell.
5. You can’t see beyond your own nose - In the Marines we plan several moves ahead. The enemy is always thinking. We anticipate what they’ll do 2 days, 2 weeks and 2 months out. If we stop to take one of these breaks that you think you so desperately need, people die. Got it?
You? You’re still whining about yesterday… complaining about the undercooked steak you had a week ago or the traffic jam on the way to work. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were just pretending to be dumb to get people’s sympathy. But you and I both know it’s for real. You’ve cornered the market on stupid and you ain’t hedging. We might as well turn you over ’cause you’re done.
So now you know the reasons why you’ll never amount to anything. It doesn’t have to be a mystery any more. When the foreman at the plant asks you why you are so useless just print this out and hand it to him. That’d be the honorable thing to do, if you actually do have any shred of decency in that puny brain of yours…
I’ve wasted enough time on you lowlifes.
Over and out,