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Woman Locks Herself Inside Car [Simply Dumb]

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Okay, okay, at first we thought this was going to be a blond joke. Sadly, it is not. A Utah woman actually called police when she locked herself inside her car. Yes, we did say inside. No, we didn’t stutter.

Her battery went dead and she couldn’t use the electronic door locks to open the locks. The police had to talk her through manually unlocking her doors. Via cellphone. Because she couldn’t hear them through the closed car window. (How’d they get her cell phone number?)

Parents, please teach your children some basic life skills. Help them learn how to do things the old-fashioned way, in case their technology fails them.

And if all else fails, I suppose you could buy them BlondStar:

(Thanks to our friends at AskPatty for the heads up and the video link.)

Tags: blonds, life skills needed, trapped by technology

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