美国人登月成功后,勃列日捏夫当天就打电话给苏联宇航员： 鉴于美国人已经在月球上登陆，现在苏联决定，马上派你们去太阳登陆。 宇航员大惊，哽咽道： 您不知道吗，我们会被烧死的。 勃列日捏夫生气地说：你以为政治局没有考虑过吗？我们已经决定，派你们在晚上在太阳登陆！
译文:
To Land on the Sun
After the American people's successfully landing on the moon, Leonid Brezhnev made a phone call to the his astronauts: In light of the American people's successfully landing on the moon, we decided to send you to land on the sun. The astronaut scared a lot and said: You know that we will be burned dead. Brezhnev angrily said: we political bureau have thought about and we decided to send you to the sun at night.