I am not a fan of wearable USB gadgetry of any description. I am fairly comfortable with the geek label, but this sort of thing is a journey back to our pocket protector wearing roots. Put a memory stick on a keyring, that is fine, but something that I have to wear around my wrist and that is bright orange smacks of, “this is attached to me so I don’t lose it.”
I will not take a rain check on the Flash Band USB, I will never buy anything that is close to resembling one of these. The Flash Band USB says to me that you have given up hope in ever finding a mate, that you are married and just don’t care anymore or that you don’t know any better. You may be interested to know that they come with 4GB of memory and look about as classy sticking out of your computer as they do around your wrist.
Available from where else but Chinavasion for the low, low price of $25.69.
译文:
USB手环：看着有点怪
我不热衷于任何形式的USB小配件。我只是觉得这种Geek标志看着很舒服，但这种东西只是回归到了用口袋保护袋的最初形态。我可以接受把内存条加到钥匙环上，但是我必须在手腕上戴着这么一个亮橙色的东西，好像“把它系在身上就不会丢了。”
我不想错过Flash Band USB，我绝不会买类似于这样的东西。Flash Band USB 告诉我说，你已经放弃了寻找伴侣的机会，你已经结婚了，不在意了，或者你不知道还有什么更好。你可能会有兴趣知道这种产品有4GB内存，插在电脑上跟戴在手腕上一样漂亮极了。
到处都买得到，但是在 Chinavasion 价格最低，仅售$25.69。