Fashion and technology have been dancing with each other for years now. Sadly, it’s not been the kind of dancing you see in movies where everyone seems to know when to pop-n-lock and bust out the serious Justin Timberlake moves, that eventually ends in a triumphant “tada!” with hands lifted in the air. No, sadly this dance looks more like Paris Hilton biting her toe nails while opening a jar of pickles with her iPhone. It makes no sense and is just wrong! Which brings me to this latest WTF moment by designer Erik De Nijs, Erik has stitched together this eye catching pair of “Beauty and the Geek” jeans. These “modern shaped trousers which is often worn by youngsters..” are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police. Ah, but look closely! Now as you jump over fences and dodge barking dogs, you can take your chase music with you. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers that really add that extra level of excitement while sticking it to the man. Around back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”(which will be your only friend at this point). And for you gamers, there is even a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper. Looking at the key arrangement I am oddly compelled to want to write “poop” over and over again.
Designer: Erik De Nijs
译文:
美深入肌肤，极客深入核心
时尚与科技已相伴相舞多年了。不幸的是，它们舞的却不是你常在电影中看到的那样。电影中每个人似乎都知道什么时候该跳pop-n-lock舞步(hip-hop的一种)，然后再来个标准的贾斯汀·汀布莱克经典动作，最终举起双手以那胜利的“踏踏”声作结。事实不然，真正不幸的是这样的舞蹈看上去更象是帕丽斯·希尔顿边用她的iPhone打开一罐泡菜边咬着自己的脚指甲一样。这样的舞蹈根本没有意思，而且简直是错误！正是设计师Erik De Nijs将我带入了最新的魔兽世界。Erik已将键盘缝合到这款夺人眼球的Beauty and the Geek牛仔裤上。若要为了写篇时尚评论的话，“常由年轻人穿着的现代气息的裤子”可能是最佳的搜索关键词了吧。噢，但请仔细瞧！现在当你跳过栅栏或者躲开狂叫的狗，你也可以边带着你的追逐乐曲了。在膝盖处有一对在胯部摇动的喇叭，而将其贴紧人身，这便大大增加了其带来的兴奋度。而在裤子后面你有个方便放置“鼠标”（此刻你唯一的朋友）的后口袋。而对那些游戏者来说，在前拉链后面甚至还有一个操纵控制杆！看看主要的排列吧，奇怪的是我总是不由自主的要一次一次的写下这么多“废话”。
设计师：Erik De Nijs
