A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."
The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."
译文:
一个受雇的打高尔球的人
一个受雇的打高尔夫球的人花了一天的时间呆在豪华的乡村俱乐部一边打高尔夫球,一边享受着免费的高级罐头.作为一个受雇的打高尔夫球的人,他一整天表现都很差.在18个小洞的周围,他发现航道的左边有一个湖.他看了看那小罐说:"我今天一整天打得那么糟糕，我看我还是跳湖死了算了．＂
小罐转向他说：＂我认为你不能把头底得那么久．＂