吸血蝙蝠满身鲜血的回来，众蝙蝠甚是羡慕，问他从哪找来这么多鲜血，
它把众蝙蝠带到一大树旁，问：看到大树没？
众答：看到了。
它：他妈的，我就没看到。
译文:
Admire
An vampire bat came back with blood all over his body .
Bats asked admirely : Where did you get so much blood ?
He led them to a big tree and asked : Do you see that tree?
Bats answered : Yes.
He said : Damn it. I did not.