An eight-year-old boy went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. 'Oh, no laundry,' the boy said, 'I'm going to wash my dog.' 'But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog,' said the grocer. 'It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him.' But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it. A week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. 'Oh, he died,' the boy said. The grocer said he was sorry, but added, 'I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog.' 'Well, the boy replied, 'I don't think it was the detergent that killed him.' 'Oh? What was it then?' 'I think it was the spin cycle!'
译文:
【冷笑话】洗衣剂
一个8岁的男孩走进一家商店，并挑选了一大袋洗衣剂。
这时商店老板走过来并询问男孩，他是否有很多衣服要洗。
“噢，不是洗衣服，”孩子说， “我要去洗我的狗。”
“但你不应该使用这个洗你的狗，”杂货商说。 “这个效果太厉害了，如果你用这个洗你的狗，它会生病的。事实上，这个甚至可能会杀死它。”
但男孩并没有被劝服，拿着洗衣剂走向柜台，并付了钱。
一个星期后，这名男童又回到商店来买一些糖果。老板询问男孩，他的狗怎么样了。
“噢，他死了，”男孩说。
老板说，很抱歉，但他补充说， “我劝过你不要对你的狗使用这种洗涤剂。”
“好吧，”男孩回答说，“我想不是洗涤剂杀死了它。”
“噢？那是什么呢？”
“我认为是，自行车！”