A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
译文:
拔牙
一个男人跟他妻子进了一家牙所。
他妻子说：“我要拔牙。什么麻醉也不要，因为我很急，越快弄好越好。”
“真是个勇敢的女人！”牙医感叹，“那告诉我你想拔哪颗吧。”
那女人闻言掉头就对她丈夫说：“亲爱的快张嘴，告诉他你要拔哪颗。”