A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
译文:
90岁老翁和医生的对话
一个90岁的老头对他的医生说,"我从来没有感觉比现在更好了.我有一个18岁的新娘子,她还怀了我的孩子.你怎么看这件事?"
医生想了想他的问题,然后说到,"我有个上了年纪的朋友,他是个经验老道的猎人.一天他出门有点急,居然阴差阳错将枪错带成了伞.当他来到小河边,看到一只兔子坐在溪流边.他拿起伞走近,"邦邦"两声后兔子死了.你觉得这是怎么回事呢?"
90岁的老汉回答道,"我想这肯定是别人杀了兔子吧."
医生回应道,"我正是此意啊."