国会议员的钱

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原文: Congressman's Money

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!"

The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"

译文: 国会议员的钱

      一小偷用手枪抵住一名男子的肋骨,说:“把你的钱交出来。”

      这名男子被这突如其来的袭击吓了一跳,说:“你不能这样对我,我是一名美国的议员!”

      这时,小偷说:“那好,请把我的钱交出来!”