原文: A man laying sprawled across three entire seats

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.' The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. 'Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager.' Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
 
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, 'All right buddy, what's your name?' 'Sam,' the man moaned. 'Where ya from, Sam?' With pain in his voice Sam replied 'The balcony.'

译文: 【冷笑话】一名横躺在整整三个座位上的男子

一个豪华影院里，一名男子横躺在整整三个座位上。当引座员经过看到后，他低声对这名男子说，“对不起，先生，但你只允许占一个座位。”该名男子呻吟着，但没有动弹。引座员开始不耐烦了。“先生，如果你还不起来，我就去找经理了。这次，该名男子还只是呻吟，这激怒了引座员，她转过身来，急步回到了过道去寻找经理。
 
几分钟后，引座员和经理返回来，站在该名男子的身边上。他们两个一起再三劝他动位置，但是没有成功。最后，他们召来警察。警察简单地调查情况后，问，“好吧，朋友，你叫什么名字？” “萨姆，”男子呻吟道。 “你是从哪里来的, 萨姆？”萨姆带着痛腔，回答道，“二楼包厢。”