原文: Laugh It Up | Sex: Work Or Pleasure? [Health and Men]

Here is another great joke from Amazingjokes.com. It’s one I’m sure a lot of enlisted service men will appreciate and get a good laugh from. Enjoy and Semper Fi!

The C.O.’s Morning Briefing:
The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had
been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was ‘work’ and how much of it was ‘pleasure?’ The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.
The Colonel’s Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Private First Class who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
With out hesitation, the young Private First Class responded, “Sir, it absolutely has to be 100% pleasure.”
The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
“Well, Sir,” began the Private First Class, “if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.”
The room fell silent.

译文: 笑死不偿命 |做爱：辛苦还是乐趣？【健康与人】

      请各位再欣赏一个精彩笑话，这个笑话来自Amazingjokes.com 网站。我敢肯定很多现役军人会绝对欣赏，笑口大开！该笑就笑，乐趣无穷哦！

团长的早晨例行通报： 

      美国海军陆战队某团团长马上就要对参谋们和营连级指挥官进行早晨例行通报。在等咖啡机煮好咖啡时，他决定提出一个问题，让在场全体人员回答。他解释说，他的妻子前天晚上相当快活，可他却没有像以往那样睡得香。他提出下面这个问题：做爱时“辛苦”和“乐趣”各占多少比例？深有体会的团长自己先说了看法：75%的“辛苦”和25 ％的“乐趣”。 

      一名上尉说，“辛苦”和“乐趣”各占一半。  

      上校的副手，一名中校，回答说是25 ％的“辛苦”和75%的“乐趣”，不过这取决于他当时的兴奋程度。 

      由于没有达成一致看法，上校转向那位负责煮咖啡的一等兵：“你是什么看法？” 

      年轻的一等兵毫不犹豫地回答：“长官，这肯定是百分之一百的乐趣！"  

      正如各位可能猜测的那样，上校很惊讶地问：“为什么？” 

      "呃，长官，”一等兵说道，“不管什么事情，只要是辛苦的，长官们肯定是让我来做！” 

      房间内顿时一片沉默。